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Shut the fuck up and go listen to this podcast.
NO you do NOT have to like halo, it's about all video games for all platforms.
Plus cussing and laughing.

Rooster Teeth Podcast

ACTIVITY ALL THE TIME

Ok I'm kind of in a rush so this one wont be drawing out.

I finished my Art History essay on tuesday night by about 9 bells.
It was honestly almost too easy. 12 pages in a day? Pffft, please. I had to take a famous painters self portrait and my own self portrait and compare/contrast the methods and techniques as well as the ideas and passions that went into it. And as I was writing I would just instantly think of connections.. Your mind starts firing in mysterious ways when you learn too much art.

Needless to say that shit went over easy and last night roommate-N and I went skating at the olympic oval (where the olympians of canada train, nbd) to get some exercise. Holy shit I forgot two key things
1. Skating is the best feeling on earth.
2. Skating is fucking insane tiring.
Honestly I think 15 minutes of hard skating is like 45 minutes on a treadmill.
My dogs started barking pretty damn soon after we had started which confused me so I went to look at what size my skates were since I had got them when I was 15-16.

Size 6

No. Fucking. Wonder.

So there's a christmas idea for the hungry relatives.

And tonight I have volleyball.
I AM THE HARBINGER OF ACTIVITY

This weekend is going to seem rather dull after the last one; when are the outdoor rinks getting flooded?
Hockey during christmas break anyone????

Calgary With the J's

Change Of Plans

Apologies, until i figure out a better method your going to need to click each image to see bigger versions of them.

Josh Watches The Walking Dead

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love this intro


OH DAMN SMOKIN ENGINE!!!!

hmmm, you said it.

"small matter of being stuck in the matter of no where".. good one old guy

NO KIDDING SYPHON GAS FUCKING IDIOTS

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i dont know how i feel either.. maximum danger.

Look around hey? when does that ever pan out?

... dead person, flies included

HERE LEARN SOMETHING NEW ABOUT ENGINES.. probably not the best time to be taking on a unofficial apprentice..

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suckin on gas hoses. CAR SHOPPING!!!
Sean and I used to car shop, except it wasn't the apocolypse, it was christmas time #ECP
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Omg dont put that gun back together your going to shoot someone idiot woman.

WATER!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

culigan water is gross.

zombie
reload
another zombie...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
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your all fucked now

you cant hide from zombies idiot they have a bachelor degree in finding your delicious flesh.

HEY LOOK UP FROM YOUR GUN CLEANING YOU BITCH

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yeah you hide
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everyone hiding under cars reminds me of sideshow bob

OH FUCK!!!
BLACK MAN CUT THE FUCK OPEN

LOCK THE DOOR DUMB BLONDE ASSHOLE!!!!
oh nvm go in bashroom

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this makeup is absolutely incredible
god its so good...
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dont drop the bullets
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!!!!!!!!!.!.>!.1.1......!!!!!
OH FUCK

cool beat while zombie tries to get his munch on

OH FUCK SCREWDRIVER IN YOUR EYE!!!

...i like this redneck guy a lot now.

boo yah hide under rotten person corpse > theory of relativity

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the zombies are gone
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!!!!!!!!!!!
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ZMOBIE LEAVE THAT LITTLE GIRL ALONE

runrunrunrunrunrun

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you know when people are alone and then they run into someone and you think its a zombie but its a good guy... i hate that #easilyscared

AHAHHAHA!!!!

zombie falling off cliff

rick your so noble

LITTLE GIRL YOUR SUPPOSED TO STAY STILL FUCKING IDIOT

omg i love this show. big rock to the fucking face

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good comercial cut there.

(Immortals sneak peak.... fuck this movie, looks so fucking wack)

OK back to WD

leave the girl alone she was scared..
YEAH SEE HE SAID IT JUST LIKE I DID

yeah jackie chan get off the tracks asshole

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DEMO DURBY!!
cause that wont attract zombies...

fucking dumb..
no?

w/e i think i know better.

lady your daughter is fucked, come to terms with it

man this hick is so good at everything... oh dont worry i'll track her down n/p

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...... dont do it kid....
dont doooo ittttttt..
oh god...
uh oh............

!!!!!!!!!!

aaaaah that wasn't very exciting..

SHANE LAYIN DOWN THE LAW!!
NO YOU STUPID FUCK YOU CANT HAVE A WEAPON JESUS CHRIST!!!!

shane is leaving
omg thank fuck... I hate this cock-sucker...

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forest. walker. crossbow... all in a days work

OBSERVATION FROM MY ROOMMATE:
"of course its a hyundai commercial.. they were just showing one in the show

good call nick.

DUDE!!!!!
GOD DNO NOT THE STOMACH!!
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ITS NOT A SHARK DAMNIT!

oh my god they are going balls out on this gore...
unreal.

yeah dont give her that gun.
she's fucking crazy
needs a good humpin
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little girl stands no chance. she's 12 and in the zombie woods.. say your goodbyes you idiot.

that guys blade looks like a fucking urkai sword hahahahahahahah
MAN FLESH!!

andrea, i wouldn't go out there without a gun either

man this chick is a bitch, fucking kill her right now.
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SHANE YOUR SUCH A DOUCHER I HOPE YOU GET YOUR PECKER BITTEN OFF
WHY YOU SO MEAN TO THE KID

oh good at least rick has his hat on. you know its on. cop powers +50 zombie rape

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oh no a tent


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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this suicide scene brought to you by Coleman camping gear.

church bells!!!!!

i like this old man... daryl?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZOMBIE CHURCH!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

jesus was the original zombie.... heheheheheh

church bells on a timer, fucking asshole church people with their fancy tech-god's

fuck off angry birds... i'm so done with you.
"over you" as they say. chrome is excellent though. suck it firefox

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its about god damn time a dubstep song was in an alcohol commercial

she prayed for her daughter a whole bunch to her merciful god.. but she didn't pray to the tech-gods #autochurchbell

tech-god's have spat on your shoe this day old lady...
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drama


shane's a douche and this blonde bitch needs to fuck herself with a zombie hand

i can't get over rick wearing his hat..

"hey zombie, pour out that hunger."
"ok there guys i'm gunna have to write you a 190 for feasting on flesh in the middle of a camp ground... just be happy thats all you got away with. now don't let me catch you again."
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rick if your not a believer than jesus won't hear you

but..

THE TECH GOD'S WELCOME ALL... HEAR OUR AUTOMATED CHURCH BELLS AND TREMBLE!!!!!!!!!

i almost forgot why the fuck they were in ther forest in the first place.. fucking little dumbass girl.

..i dont mean that..
she was scared.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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deer

harry potter refrences...
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..... swimming through my head.. can't think of.. just one to write down..

.. go get him kid...

!!!!!!ADGAGKALSDJGASHDGLKAHSDGALKSDNVALKSDVN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE SHOT THE KID FUCK


fin.

Shame

Today I skipped school to play MK.
I sound like chris.



Fuck haha

Yeeeeehaaaww

HI!

I missed you.

So I'm back.
Back in Calgary.
Back in residence.
Back in the shit of school.

And I'm rather happy at the moment.

We have a lot of ground to cover regarding the last week or so here, you may want to go out into the Vitamin D or grab a glass of Beep occasionally.


MONDAY

Woke up around 9 and finished packing the last minute essentials into my backpack and then hit the road with my dad, Brittney and Cole.
The ride was rather short and exceptionally conversational. There were really only 2 or 3 points where everyone fell under silence for a while either sleeping or listening to music or in the case of my omega-nerd girlfriend, doing homework. LOVE HER.
At one point my dad was like "het you have to drive because I have a meeting over the phone.." Needless to say this was one of the breaks were there was minimal talking.
Other than that it was a pleasantly short trip and before we knew it we were in Calgary.

Get into the city and Jeff (my dad, who will be henceforth called by name for the sake of only having to type one name and not two words) announced that he had a tee time with my uncle in 20 minutes.
Awesome.
So we raced him to the golf course and dropped him off meaning Britt and I got the car for the rest of the day, fair deal.
Immediately after that Britt and I dropped Cole off at his crib and we raced off to Chinook Mall to do some shopping. After pushing my new Android phone to the very limit of its battery life via interactive maps, we found the mall.
Went in there and dented the credit card at FCUK and Burberry. No regret. All smiles.
Got back to my aunt and uncles around 10 and watched some tv then drifted off to sleep watching Craig Furguson. Ideal sleep sounds.

TUESDAY

Started the moving in process and made it to the rez quickly and moved in efficiently by about 1030 and then made a trip back to the aunt and uncles for another round of shit.
Dropped off Jeff to golf yet again and as we departed he said, "yeah there's free booze so I probably won't need the car all day... or night."
Message received.
Headed out the the Cross Iron Mills outlet mall and spent a good 4 hours out there. After the first half hour of teamwork shopping I decided I needed to move more than Britt liked to so we parted ways. I didn't really go too crazy because of my fill from the previous day but Britt had a good time so all was well.
That night we met up with cole for supper at Chop, a fancy pantsy dancy restaurant attached to Chinook mall and after we went to Harry Potter because Cole has yet to be bathed in it's glory and well I've only seen it thrice.

WEDNESDAY

Short day.
Roomates came up and we unpacked stuff and thats really about it.

THURSDAY

School started and it was the alpha and omega of lame.

Rolled into my painting class and the teacher began blaring Die Antwoord (thats the part thats not lame) and the people filed in.
We soon learned that this teacher is a little fucked in the head, he went on tangent after tangent about media and blah blah which should usually be interesting but this guy just sucked dix.

We did the whole "go around the room and relay useless information about your shitty being and your favorite ways to stick your finger up your butt" thing at which point I was already doing a silent "SEE YEAH LATER."

Finally the whole point of the class became the topic of conversation and my heart sank.
"So this year its not like a usual painting class. We're going to be reading a lot of old books to get a grasp on the work you will be doing."
"Now if you'd like to take a 5 min break to grab a coffee and we'll regroup and continue with out shitty day."

.....PEACE!

Left that bitch with an inky black trail of dripping disappointment in my wake, following me all the way back to res.

But there is always light where there is dark and I found that light by grabbing Brittney (this is sounding dirty) and heading to the Zoo. FUCK YEAH ANIMALS.
Had a splendid day with her at the zoo which included sleepy grizzlies, wolves actually running around and howling, and watching river otters for an hour among other things.

That night was really mainly spent me unpacking yet more shit and just hanging out before drifting off to sleep.

FRIDAY

Went to drawing class and got the whole "pre-semester what to expect" thing and then went home. Got Britt and we headed downtown to art central (a snazzy little place full of local galleries and what not. Walked around downtown and got the stroke of inspiration to head up the Calgary Tower.. WORD.

Did that and snapped a pic

BAM

Around 615 Britt's cab came and she left for the airport leaving me all alone.

WEEKEND

God damn I'm getting tired..

After Britt left I met Cole at the mexican place and driled some bulldogs while waiting for the sasky-boiz to come up being Cortlin, Owen, and Matt.
They showed up and the night progressed.
It was messy.

The rest of the weekend was really just a blend of eating out and drinking.

Not much to report.

The last week progressed rather dully and now it has gone and I'm sitting in english on another Monday.
I won't leave blogging this long again so I can be more detailed in sharing my days with the 2 people that read it.

Working

Fixing a long ass post right now... in the mean time

LEARN from Rick Mereki on Vimeo.

The Mysterious Disappearance of the Spek of Blue Oil Paint

So I finished the Mass Effect painting for Brandon Cain and now I'm working on another for him.
Its supposed to be this but say "House of Cain" and with a blue background. Easy-fucking-peasy.

This is from Game of Thrones apparently if you didn't know.

So that's really that. I started it last night and I was doing the blue background with my paint knife because I like the rough look it gives and throughout the process of rubbing the paint up and down with the knife I accumulated quite a bit of blue paint on it. Next thing I know a spek of deep, dark, black looking blue paint falls to the equally dark, carpeted floor.

FUCK

Needless to say I didn't find it and my socks are no covered in oil paint.
Worse things have happened, I think we're gunna be ok.

I can't wait till I move back to Calgary and I can give this stupid blog a face lift and it will be interesting again.

Painting and PotterCast

Man oh man, I have discovered PotterCast and its all I can think about/ listen to. It's truly perfect.

Other than that I don't have too much. I went camping and fucked with people for 3 nights, very very good time. Came home and have been working non stop on a Mass Effect painting for a friend of mine.
Here it is!



Looks pretty awesome so far if I do say so myself.
Now Back to PotterCast and Painting.

Blow Dryer

When my dog and I were both young I would purposely piss him off by blowing the blow dryer in his face and he would snap at the air. This shit made me luagh hysterically and he would, despite the snapping, look as though he enjoyed himself too.

I no longer find this funny seeing as that's the best way I can describe my entire day at work. Started off hot, then continued to be hot, and finally the wind picked up and it was hot hot wind blowing in my grill all day.

I will never fuck with dear Luther again.

Suck Some Dack

There is surely no better quote to describe this rdiculous weather than that from Pootie Tang, "Yeah, and it's hot too"
Un-fucking-believable how muggy and all around engulfing it has been. The still, humid, insect thick air reminds me ominously of Britt and I's trip to Houston Texas. You know its warm when the heat reminds you of Texas.

You also know its warm when your too warm for comfort at 6am.

Work has been the same old in the last week and however long since I last graced the digital world. Mow all day bitches.

Today my dad suggested I start throwing applications to the city as a mower of those odd areas that you would never know actually got mowed (such as freeways, by overpasses, middle of fields, etc...) a good suggestion in my mind and one I think I just may try out. Now that I have serious experience in the field, it would theoretically be much easier to get a job there. Once said job was landed the perks would be astronomical.
- humane hours
- working for city = $20/hr
- weekends off
- work by yourself all day

Yeah, this shit seems like a good option. I just hope they respond. I hate job hunting even if I have a job already.

The last two nights I have been seen in Silverspring at the young master Barrett's house playing street hockey with him and his boys. It definitely felt fantastic to strap on the old goalie pads again and have balls fired at me. I lurv goalie. Those dudes are hilarious to watch play sports as well. Each and every one sustains an injury of some sort and just shakes it off. I prefer the quiet life of my net-minding to be honest.
Last night was so god damn muggy and hot that I had the meanest chest and back sweat stain I have ever seen. I truly looked like a movie character that had just run for his/her life from some threat that chased them a billion miles into a corner. It was fun.

Long weekend this weekend. For people with normal jobs that is. I work sat/sat mornings so I wont be going out at all those nights.. ugh. Oh well. Brittney and I going to Tusq for dinner tomorrow which I am now extremely excited for seeing that they have "Blackened Swordfish" on the menu.

I'll take that combo super sized with a coke.

Rain and Beer Pong

Super duper week at work. God damn mowing all day and thoroughly enjoying it. Lowering the decks to carve brand new streaks of freshly cut grass into the areas around the green. Mmm mmm.

Life is just better when you like your job

Friday was even better than usual because I was excused a couple of hours early to go play in the Wardrop golf tourney. Something I have been looking forward to for a long, long time since we had such a blast last year.
Johnny and I ran all over town doing errands and picking up last minute supplies for the day of golf ahead.
When we finally arrived and got out onto the course (I'll spare the details) it down poured. Unreal.

I'm not going talk about how sad I was. Partially because I couldn't put it into type. Johnny and I decided that the best course of action to heal our freshly opened wounds would be to go and change into some dry garments and go to his apartment with Mcdonalds and drink. When we arrived we found that Chester had a hookah bong out, super awesome bonus.

Shaun of the Dead was also watched......... +1

After a sick hookah session at Johnny's while drinking beers James came to pick us up because he was in the neighborhood from picking up the keg for Sportlin's.

And off we went.

Cortlin's started really reeeeaallllyy slow. But we had beer so how do you complain? But it picked up, logically, as more people showed up and eventually we had a rather charming social event on our hands.

Oh and James and I decided to beat everyone who has ever lived in beer pong. Suck my dick.

Work tomorrow :(

Fuck Hockey

There is nothing wrong with this hit other than a 1 second delay, get over it.
I fucking hate everyone

4 Game suspension my ass.

Hello World

HEY!

LISTEN!

HEY!

Been a fucking while. To be honest I'm attributing 90% of my laziness to the whole mundane existence that seems to be my life as of late.

Wake up.

Brush teeth.

Pull on 325352 layers of clothes.

Go to work.

Come home.

Nap.

Do nothing for a solid 5 hours,

Sleep. Rinse and repeat.

Its brutal to be honest. I feel like all of the life has been sucked from me because when i DO get home all i wish to do is sit at my desk and play video games or watch tv until I fall asleep.

I need a break.

Also i have been working for 10 days straight (save for a day off because of my foot laceration, more on that later) and so the constant stream of crap doesn't help at all. But alas, I chose the job.

So saturday afternoon while preparing to go to Schmailey's rugby game with Johnny I decided to run up to my room and grab my laptop to check where the location of said game was. Turning around quickly to dart out of my room back to the living room I felt a bump on my foot. I thought for a moment I had hit it against my computer chair, but no. I look down and see my crumbled glass sculpture in the place where my foot had just grazed, the place where I sat my sculpture down when it had given out under the misplaced weight the very same morning.

Looking at my foot I saw inside of my flesh and then the volcano of blood erupted. I whipped off my sock and while screaming every curse word I could think of I watched the red ooze drip onto the carpet.
Of course my mom's only reaction was, "GET OFF THE CARPET!!!"

No worries fucker, just bleeding out here...

So long story short I made my way to the bathroom and bled all over everything in reach until my mom aided me in patching myself up. Now I still have a sore, large cute on my foot and a little jab of pain when I walk, though it is improving.

Thats all thats new here really. Oh! I played LA Noire and thoroughly enjoyed it, even though I still need to finish parts of it. I'll write something pretty up about that tomorrow perhaps.

GONUCKSGO

GONUCKSGO

GONUCKSGO

Blogs About His Daddy Cause His Music Sucks

FUCK

Work has started and this shit is real fun. I won't lie at all I'm fully enjoying myself and I have learned that waking up is easy as fuck if you are in bed by 1030. Fucking simple logic I suppose.

I have been listening to a shit load of OFWGKTA just because Tyler the Creator has me very intrigued and it really didn't start until i saw an interview with him. He handled the questions so fucking well and he seems like he knows exactly what's up.
BUT
Of course I'll never be able to say this out loud to anyone because I hated the shit for the simple fact that Chris wouldn't shut the fuck up about it for the last 3 weeks straight and well... Just got really fucking sick of hearing about it. So now I'm just listening at my own leisure, it's always nice to have some new music.

I'm gunna go paint 2 predators getting married.

5

that how many good stories i have to tell you.
but you'll have to wait.

birds are faggots

Back To Business

I need to draw or paint or do something. I feel bored and useless. It's like all of the important things that I have learned in art school this year are leaving me due to lack of use. Woe.

I wish I had a better blackberry so I could do my blog/facebook/twitter/tumblr and shit on it. Even though I don't really post on Tumblr anymore, its mainly just to gather inspiration for future works.

The weekend has nothing really for me to tell considering you already know what happened more or less. The other nights this week I have just been watching movies with Britt. We sat down and watched The King's Speech because I had not yet seen it. Holy man, definitely deserved movie of the year. It was excellent. See what Helena can accomplish when she isn't on Burton's leash? Hmm.

Other than that I have been practicing up the Halo Reach. Played a solid 10 games so far today so I am almost at the point I don't want to play anymore.... jk, never. The more you play the better you get and when you stop dying every second and actually kill people the game is fun as fuck. I went up 3 grades in one day. Suck it.

This next painting will be interesting to say the least. I'm very curious to see how it turns out considering this is going to be the first one I'm going to do with the intent of sale.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand now its raining.

Internet Is My Oxygen

Disconnecting your internet is like taking a breath before plunging your head under water. I don't know why your going underwater but hey, I don't know what your using your internet for either. You wouldn't take in a huge gulp of air, filling your lungs to burst point and then wait around for a minute or two before diving would you? No. Because you'd be a retard. And thats how the internet is.

So the real challenge is figuring out if today is my last day at my place or if tomorrow is. Still unsure but I know one thing for god damn sure. I'm not disconnecting this shit until the last fucking second.

In other news...

Loneliest Easter Ever

First off, don't feel bad. Holiday's are a joke and the only one I care about is Christmas, and that's only really because of the free time and free booze. HUM-BUG

That being said I did find it rather odd that I wake up on easter morning hungover, having thrown up on myself the night before with Cole. Throughout my childhood it's been waking up and watching my hurp durps find eggs and then I get a present. Now it's me waking up with a headache with the lingering taste of puke in my mouth. I am all grown up it would seem.

Here's the breakdown: I hate ham - I usually can only stomach so much "family time" before I get driven insane - Halo is better than family - No one bugged me to go to some relatives far away from the caressing warmth of my xbox.

Like I said, don't feel bad.

Now the real question emerges, does this make me a bad person? Or does this just mean I know my limits and have far less of a conscience than others. Most people (holidays are perfect examples) will put up with the family bullshit and even enjoy themselves for a certain amount of time throughout the holidays. But when the magical countdown clock of patience runs out everyones minds always goes back to "I wonder what everyone else is doing and why aren't I having fun at all?" and they start to bleed from their eyes as spines grow from their backs because of the waking of the slumbering demon of bordom.

At least that show it goes for me, and many others I've talked to.

Best part of Easter?

Josh on twitter: Mango and cigarette for easter supper.
Johnny on twitter: Hot pocket and cigarette for supper, happy easter my friend

I laughed and laughed. The best part is I dont really think either of us were too upset about it? At least I wasn't. I enjoy the solitude of living alone, it lets me do whatever I want and not be fighting all of the fucking time like when I live at home. This summer is going to be unpleasant for that.

Other than that I went out with Cole on saturday night. We went to Original Joes for nachos and sat and drank there for a couple of hours. Once outside for a cigarette we met this homeless man who approached us and asked, "would you guys like to see a breakdance demonstration for some change?" I told him I very much would but I only had plastic on my, although I would be happy to give him a fagg if he smoked. He agreed and started the show. It was pretty awesome I must admit. A lot of the basic moves that you'd see a breakdancer do but it was still pretty tight and afterwards he told us not to drink and drive and to stumble home instead because something something something. (it all rhymed i can't remember the whole thing) Definitely the finest beggar I have ever met in Calgary. I hope things go better for that man.

End

Well, I'm done. I had my last class yesterday and it was only about 45 minutes long to go over the finer points of our final project. So that was that and my teacher shoved us out on our way. What did I do? Well I packed up some things that I wont be needing anymore because I'm done classes and then took a nice long nap. 3 hours. Bliss.

Taking a nap is like playing a brand new videogame for me. You tell yourself that your only going to play for an hour or so but then it becomes so fun and consuming that you just cant stop.
Thats what naps are to me, they're fun. Every single time I've gone to sleep this year its been with a smile on.

Today I'm waiting for Cole to write his last final and then I do believe we're going out at some point and getting suuuupppperrrrr silly. Will we end up and rippers? More than likely.

This year was good, very good for me as a person now that I look back on it. I know what and what not to do with cash when living alone now, even though I still to spend spend spend. It's also helped me understand that all careers in art are awesome, anything I end up doing is going to be beautiful, and that pleases me.

I'm home on the 29th. I've made proper arrangements so that I will be home during the afternoon and not at like midnight or some bullshit. Cannot fucking wait.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm watching Evil Dead.
If you haven't seen Evil Dead, your an asshole.

K Mom

"Are you high?"

That's what I woke up to this morning on my blackberry.
From my mom... lolwut?
So I did the right thing and replied, "Ummm of course, PCP baby."

Hahahaha we'll see how she reacts to that one.

In other news. Today is my last final and then I just have to do the rest of an assignment due for tomorrow and then I'm done. Chillin here for a week with nothing really to do but pack and clean is going to be fucking awesome.. I get to just play videogames and relax. Bliss.

Go Nucks :)

Grand Opening

If by any freak chance you are interested in my stuff from first year I opened a new blog Medicore Creation Extravaganza! for your viewing needs. Have fun!

I have been sitting in this lecture theater for 3 hours and havent listened to a single fucking word. When it comes to sculptures, count me out.

The last few days have been insanely nice out here in Cowboy Central. To the point where when the sun comes up and shines through my window in the morning I wake up because its so warm it almost becomes uncomfortable. Woe is me right.

Today was exceptionally nice and so in an act of total defiance to the season of spring I donned shorts and a tshirt and walked my ass to school, head held high. Ohhhhh man i regret it now. Whereas before it was plus 14 the temperature has dropped to now a megere 3 degrees and cloudy. Have fun walking home you cocky faggot.

Tonight is going to consist of me packing up my drawing materials and heading to the mall to sit on a bench and draw. That's part of my final project. So I'm going to be that creepy guy sitting in the same spot in the mall for 5 hours. Can't Wait.
I shall post my stuff on the aforementioned blog once I'm done.

I need a hundred redbull.

Spring Cleaning

Of the computer.

This mac is dirty I tell you.
Its full if garbage pictures from the internet that i try to tell myself at the time would come in useful sometime in the future. Lies. All lies.
So now I'm going to go through this bad bitch and destroy much of my collection I have horded thanks to stumble.

It's nearing the end of the semester and I can see the light. Everyone is more up, cheerful, and optimistic, and really its hard not to be with the warm sun flooding into your room every morning. I think the official game plan is my mom coming on April 26th and we'll stay here for a while getting everything together and then take off hopefully on the 28th. I'm also going to try and score some clothes off her because she'll be excited to shop. So 28th it is. Home for 4 months.. I'm positively buzzing.

I want to camp, but just once because thats enough for me honestly.
I hope the beach is better than last year because I think I would like to do the skim boarding thing a little heavier. I really do love that sport.

All that being said, I'm getting a bit ahead of myself. There are 2 huge humps to get over in the form of a Colour Theory assignment and an Art History final. boo-urns

But most of all for the summer..

Get your clubs shined up Johnny.

Melting

I love it.
The smell of rotten damp foliage and sun dried concrete send my nose into a frenzy of delight.

I get in ultra-good mood.
I think it's instinctual, pre programmed into my genetic HTML, akin to the way a tree senses the coming cold and sheds it's leaves to slumber for another winter. Every species has something like that that they can't help but obey. Migration, hibernation, swimming up stream; becoming happy when things melt.

It just makes me happy.

A pleasant bonus is that this is the third time is happened here. Two weeks ago everything melted before the saska-crew arrived. I rememberit like yesterday...yesterday..yesterday.....

It was a gorgeous plus 10 and snow seemed to be retreating right before your eyes. Rooftops were dripping so profusely it reminded one of a sweating athlete wiping their forehead. Water was rushing down the sloping hills of the Calgary road system. Rushing and rushing until finding a puddle to sit in until running, once more, the Drainage Marathon. All around you, as you walk down the Kensington area, you see these races being run by the freshly melted H2O until they inevitably take the plunge down a drain. As close to the Victoria Falls as this water will ever get. The splashing at the bottom of the dark drain produces a soothing white-noise sound that adds to the harmony of everything else around you; the perfect soundtrack. And as you walk around taking in the water and the birds and the warm sun fighting diligently through the cool temperature to reach and warm your back, the smell of the soaking foliage and drying concrete fills your nostrils.

Perfect.

And now its happening again which is just christmas twice in one month for me.

Other than that...

-i have to do an all nighter tonight
-i bought 2L of smart water.. best water ever

-i'm featured in an art show tonight (WOOOOO)

-philosophy still hasn't proven itself worthy of my attention.

Thoughts of the Last 30 Minutes.

For my philosophy class I'm to write a paper about one of the works we have read thus far in the year. One of said works is The Allegory of the Cave by Plato. It's essentially a ancient version of The Matrix and so that's what my paper shall be about...
Comparing and contrasting the views and underlying themes of Plato's work and The Matrix.
It should be interesting to say the least.

There is also an art exhibition going on next weekend which I am going to be featured in. This is my first gallery so I'm rather excited.. But at the same time I'm kinda nervous. It's not going to be a grand opening in the modern art museum or any garbage like that so it's not like there were be an alarming amount of people there, but even still. I hope I'm well received.

Speaking of art, I finished a painting for Brittney which is made up of posters for all of the Harry Potter movies plus a bonus because I needed to fill nine spaces.
I am genuinely excited for this summer for the sole reason of being able to create whatever I wish. Having complete creative control over a painting or something alike will be absolute bliss. That being said I think I'm going to keep everything that I've learned in the back of my mind and apply it to everything I do. Such as colour theory and perspective. Things just look better when everything is harmonious. Aesthetics baby.

The only music I have listened to in the last 3 days is classical. Fucking excellent. It truly is perfect music, it's like the wise grandfather of all music we here today. But if I were that grandfather I would be shaking my head as I beat the shit out of my sons and daughters asking myself where I went wrong. Oh well.

I'll leave you with this. It makes me happy.

"I'd been painting rats for 3 years before someone said,

'Thats clever, it's an anagram of art'

and I had to pretend I had known all along."

- Banksy

Well..... Bummer

I guess my 3 month streak of good health had to come to an end at some point right?

My throat hurts so motherfucking bad I could cry... I have in my possession neocitron tea mix, sore throat drops, benylin, and throat numbing shit... worst fucking day ever.

It makes shit as easy as breathing annoying, resulting on a cap on your whole day.

FEEL ME?

I'm going to go ahead and blame the 2 carloads of saskatwats who came up last weekend... i think about 43 out of 45 of them were sick with something.

Small price to pay though I guess.

To top it all off it's 3 o'clock and i have yet to shower, for I am filth incarnate... Repent. Repent.

HEY LOOK WHAT I MADE!

Fisherman At Night


Buddhist Priest Illin With 3 Human Sufferings

Luther?

This weekend was a success.

It was so precisely what I needed I could have cried.

I was also pleasantly surprised that Brittney came out :D.

For the full story in photos just hurp your durp.

Now it's back to the grind and I have some srs assignments to, fucking god damn you ACAD why not just kill me and get it over with??

I think today I'll take a bunch of picture of shit I've done and post them here, so if your curious about what kind of shit I've done check back later.

I'm having trouble stringing together sentences right meow so I'll do this later

This Is The Talk Of The NHL Right Now

There is tragedy everywhere on earth it seems.

Japan is a million feet under water, flaming water in some cases based on the videos I've seen.

All those middle eastern problems are still in full swing, and the world of pro-sports (more significantly the NHL) is in debate over this:

Zdeno (sp?) Chara is 6'9 and 255 lbs. And he did that...

I don't even know what to say.

When you're a professional hockey player you have to always know where you are on the ice and he. did. that.

The best part is he didn't even get a suspension. Like FUCK.

So now the bi-polar super city known as Montreal is in an absolute uproar and there is most likely going to be a riot tonight. So keep watching.

They Call It.......................................Hey-Bro

I swear to god Tumblr is more immersive than facebook.

One does not simply walk into Tumblr and expect to just do things every now and then. You either start an account and fucking go hard every god damn day, or you gtfo.

I chose option B.

That place is immaculate for design though. I have found the coolest pictures on earth thanks to that website.

I have about 400 pictures all from tumblr... these are just the first ones in my folder.

I guess what I'm trying to say is if you have facebook and a blog and twitter and tumblr and you can manage them all, keeping it fresh, you should receive a paycheque from the internet. For the sake of trying to keep this stupid waste of digital space interesting.. I'm snipping tumblr forever.

In other news... how about that Marxism?

What I Do Instead Of My Essay

Decided I really really really really respect Die Antwoord.

And the war inside my psyche is over and I've come to the conclusion that I find Yolande attractive.

Iknowrite?

S.O.S. HIGH ENERGY NEVER SEEN ZEF SO FRESH

Played through 5 times so far... I know. I know.

I cannot fucking wait for this weekend :)

HEY FUCK

Last post, the day before my birthday?

I've been slacking.

All my life in Saskatchewan I hear about the legendary Calgary spring time that starts in March and its like plus 3523462 al month long and rainbows shoot out of the mouth of laughing children producing baby butterflies and happiness. These are all lies. Its been cold as fuck here as I'm sure it is back home... bummer.

I had an incredibly shitty week last week with two big assignments due and two midterms. That was terrible but it results in me having an excellent weekend with little to no worries.

Friday night I taught a bunch of people how to do a Shnooter (cracking a fresh beer and snorting the foam) and I was God for an entire night. No one had ever heard of it before except for one girl who is also from Sask. Go figure.

Saturday I went out with Cole and his girlfriend and drank a bunch of Bulldogs and after a 70 dollar bill that was that.

Now I'm just hangin out at home waiting for art history to start.. WEEEEEEE

Fuck off till later

House That Smelled Of Booze

So Saturday was my party...

I don't even want to talk about it, it was so awesome.

Except the spills :(

Now I'm bored and no one seems to want to play which is upsetting to say the least.

Then I remembered I want to go to the driving range to test my 2 news clubs out even though its only 150 yards (Senglow, paragraph 3) I'll have to make do.

Everyone stop sucking and play

Randy Marsh

(Link) View more South Park 13x4 Eat, Pray, Queef Sound Clips and Eat, Pray, Queef Sound Clips

Hello Users

So sick..

SOOOOOOO SICK

feel like shit 24/7 and I have missed to days fo school.

That being said I have that "breaking up lifting" feeling in the chest that usually accompanies recovery. Maybe if I listen to Eminem's latest album I will feel better... HAHA GET IT?!

fuck off..

Linden started following me on Tumblr?!?!

I should start posting again on there just to keep him occupied... but how did he find me?

That website is so hit and miss it may as well be sushi.

I'm currently inside my nice warm dorm playing Dead Space but it looks like THIS outside

so sad.

This is a very "thinking through my fingers" type post btw bro

Coming home very very soon, Saturday I will be home at 11am.

I want to get the boiz to go for sup sup before my big ol' banger... should be good.

But I need to go do homework in my brand new hardcover fancy pantsy sketchbook..

Chrome recognizes pantsy as a word?

Rez Party

On friday I partied with people in rez for the first time in my life.

It consisted of making a variety of Magic Bullet drinks including margarita mix and vodka plus fruit and kool-aid... yeah.

Anywho we were chillin and my friend's Nick and Jonah's when Jonah got a text saying to head to some party across the parking lot in the East Hall, so we obliged.

(I don't really know what happened after this other than everyone was loling at me because I had one of those magic bullet party mugs full of booze.)

We decided the party was wack so we left, and while in the hallway I decided I needed to pour some drinks for "my homies."

And we all know what that means... so that happened.

We got back to The Tower and continued drinking and making incredibly stupid magic bullet mixes such as "Maple syrup and beer in just 1, 2, 3 PRESSES!!!" and things like that. It was awesome.

Saturday was poop day

Today I'm writing a paper that should have been tended to long ago, but what can you do.

I have to go to the UofC to get books, and so I'm not exactly thrilled about it.

Which means I'll most likely write again tonight, WOO

Oh, and I found a lovely asian girl who shares my birthday.

Fucking Magic.

This One Means Business

Hi johnny, I'm singeling you out from now on because having one follower makes me feel awesome. I have been busy on the internet lately compiling lists of really really really awesome design websites.

I don't mean well designed websites, I mean websites about design.

So if you have a couple minutes, flip on through because they're all pretty awesome.

JUST LIKE THIS GAME!!!!!

Which I happily acquired today at the crack of 11am.

Maybe I will write a review for it once completed? Hmmm stay tunzied. But I forgot, here are those websites.

Yanko Design - Modern Industrial Design News

DesignBoom

BlowAtLife (More of an Illustration blog really)

The Tripatorium (Also more Illustrative)

Visual News

Hu2 (Personal favorite)

All of these sites are pretty awesome I promise.

OH! And if you're wondering where I save all these sites from its this thing for mac and I THINK its for pc as well, its called Evernote.

Essentially its a program that helps you to organize things that you randomly find on the internet into catagorized notebooks. Its awesome, peep it.

I should be getting paid for this.

That's all the time we have tonight folks, todays show was brought to you by the letter D and E and A and D and S and P and A and C and E

and the number, why the fuck are those bracketed words in light teal?

I Know I Know

I'll write something big and fun tomorrow.

but for now

I think this is relevant to your interests

Looks damn good.

Very Nice Toon

I stumbled across this 4 minute 2D animation of a greedy king taking advantage of the natural world to fulfill his own personal needs.

If You Like Christmas..

You'll love this.

Artificial trees forever!

Read This

Awesome Amazon Product Reviews

Amazing Ray Ban Camouflage Chameleon

If You Like Music Sampling

Illustrations on Walls

Sorry, today I was on stumblupon and I couldn't resist posting some of the more golden articles.

How are you?

I'm Kinda Back.

I just dont really feel all here, you know?

I got back to Calgary on Saturday with the family and we went snowboarding on Sunday at the C.O.P

That place is so dope

Honestly the best part is the chair lifts because they run right up the super duper jumps so all of the extremem skiers (and snowboarders, but mainly skiers) are going off these crazer high jumps doing backflips and shit like right beside you, it's insane.

OPEN MESSAGE TO JOHNNY SENGLOW

Come to Calgary alone one weekend.

Soon

it's gunna be fucking awesome.

C.O.P and outlet malls ma'fucka

Anywho.

Ah yes,

after that we just kinda chilled out, I wanted to go back to my place to get myself back in the zone and such, so I did just that. I set up my barcode coffee maker, the greatest thing on earth, and my magic bullet. This was a good christmas :) haha. So now I'm back and I want to go out and do stuff but most of my Calgary friends are still out of town. I just feel koopa troopa'd up and dont know what to do

OH!

The family went to a Flames game last night and Harvey the Hound was chill right beside me, he spilled and empty cup of my beer but insisted he get me 3 free new beers anyway, so cheers to you Harvey.