Internet Is My Oxygen

Disconnecting your internet is like taking a breath before plunging your head under water. I don't know why your going underwater but hey, I don't know what your using your internet for either. You wouldn't take in a huge gulp of air, filling your lungs to burst point and then wait around for a minute or two before diving would you? No. Because you'd be a retard. And thats how the internet is.

So the real challenge is figuring out if today is my last day at my place or if tomorrow is. Still unsure but I know one thing for god damn sure. I'm not disconnecting this shit until the last fucking second.

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