Josh Watches The Walking Dead

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love this intro


OH DAMN SMOKIN ENGINE!!!!

hmmm, you said it.

"small matter of being stuck in the matter of no where".. good one old guy

NO KIDDING SYPHON GAS FUCKING IDIOTS

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i dont know how i feel either.. maximum danger.

Look around hey? when does that ever pan out?

... dead person, flies included

HERE LEARN SOMETHING NEW ABOUT ENGINES.. probably not the best time to be taking on a unofficial apprentice..

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suckin on gas hoses. CAR SHOPPING!!!
Sean and I used to car shop, except it wasn't the apocolypse, it was christmas time #ECP
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Omg dont put that gun back together your going to shoot someone idiot woman.

WATER!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

culigan water is gross.

zombie
reload
another zombie...

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your all fucked now

you cant hide from zombies idiot they have a bachelor degree in finding your delicious flesh.

HEY LOOK UP FROM YOUR GUN CLEANING YOU BITCH

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yeah you hide
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everyone hiding under cars reminds me of sideshow bob

OH FUCK!!!
BLACK MAN CUT THE FUCK OPEN

LOCK THE DOOR DUMB BLONDE ASSHOLE!!!!
oh nvm go in bashroom

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this makeup is absolutely incredible
god its so good...
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dont drop the bullets
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OH FUCK

cool beat while zombie tries to get his munch on

OH FUCK SCREWDRIVER IN YOUR EYE!!!

...i like this redneck guy a lot now.

boo yah hide under rotten person corpse > theory of relativity

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the zombies are gone
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ZMOBIE LEAVE THAT LITTLE GIRL ALONE

runrunrunrunrunrun

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you know when people are alone and then they run into someone and you think its a zombie but its a good guy... i hate that #easilyscared

AHAHHAHA!!!!

zombie falling off cliff

rick your so noble

LITTLE GIRL YOUR SUPPOSED TO STAY STILL FUCKING IDIOT

omg i love this show. big rock to the fucking face

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good comercial cut there.

(Immortals sneak peak.... fuck this movie, looks so fucking wack)

OK back to WD

leave the girl alone she was scared..
YEAH SEE HE SAID IT JUST LIKE I DID

yeah jackie chan get off the tracks asshole

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DEMO DURBY!!
cause that wont attract zombies...

fucking dumb..
no?

w/e i think i know better.

lady your daughter is fucked, come to terms with it

man this hick is so good at everything... oh dont worry i'll track her down n/p

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...... dont do it kid....
dont doooo ittttttt..
oh god...
uh oh............

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aaaaah that wasn't very exciting..

SHANE LAYIN DOWN THE LAW!!
NO YOU STUPID FUCK YOU CANT HAVE A WEAPON JESUS CHRIST!!!!

shane is leaving
omg thank fuck... I hate this cock-sucker...

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forest. walker. crossbow... all in a days work

OBSERVATION FROM MY ROOMMATE:
"of course its a hyundai commercial.. they were just showing one in the show

good call nick.

DUDE!!!!!
GOD DNO NOT THE STOMACH!!
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ITS NOT A SHARK DAMNIT!

oh my god they are going balls out on this gore...
unreal.

yeah dont give her that gun.
she's fucking crazy
needs a good humpin
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little girl stands no chance. she's 12 and in the zombie woods.. say your goodbyes you idiot.

that guys blade looks like a fucking urkai sword hahahahahahahah
MAN FLESH!!

andrea, i wouldn't go out there without a gun either

man this chick is a bitch, fucking kill her right now.
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SHANE YOUR SUCH A DOUCHER I HOPE YOU GET YOUR PECKER BITTEN OFF
WHY YOU SO MEAN TO THE KID

oh good at least rick has his hat on. you know its on. cop powers +50 zombie rape

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oh no a tent


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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this suicide scene brought to you by Coleman camping gear.

church bells!!!!!

i like this old man... daryl?

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ZOMBIE CHURCH!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

jesus was the original zombie.... heheheheheh

church bells on a timer, fucking asshole church people with their fancy tech-god's

fuck off angry birds... i'm so done with you.
"over you" as they say. chrome is excellent though. suck it firefox

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its about god damn time a dubstep song was in an alcohol commercial

she prayed for her daughter a whole bunch to her merciful god.. but she didn't pray to the tech-gods #autochurchbell

tech-god's have spat on your shoe this day old lady...
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drama


shane's a douche and this blonde bitch needs to fuck herself with a zombie hand

i can't get over rick wearing his hat..

"hey zombie, pour out that hunger."
"ok there guys i'm gunna have to write you a 190 for feasting on flesh in the middle of a camp ground... just be happy thats all you got away with. now don't let me catch you again."
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rick if your not a believer than jesus won't hear you

but..

THE TECH GOD'S WELCOME ALL... HEAR OUR AUTOMATED CHURCH BELLS AND TREMBLE!!!!!!!!!

i almost forgot why the fuck they were in ther forest in the first place.. fucking little dumbass girl.

..i dont mean that..
she was scared.

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deer

harry potter refrences...
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.. go get him kid...

!!!!!!ADGAGKALSDJGASHDGLKAHSDGALKSDNVALKSDVN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE SHOT THE KID FUCK


fin.