My New American Friend

Even though I don't blog anymore this seemed the best medium to tell my funny story.

Friend
PICTURE OF A TABLE FULL
OF SHORTS IN DIFFERENT
COLOURS
"Like any of these?"

Me
"The white ones."

Friend
"Roger - What size?"

Me
"32"

Friend
"The white ones have whales on them."
"Got a new iPad"

Friend
ANOTHER PICTURE,
CLOSE UP OF PURPLE
SHORTS
"These have crickets on them."

Me
"I'll take the whales. Who is this btw?"

Friend
"Patty."

Me
"Roy?"

Friend
PICTURE OF 20-SOMETHING
ATTRACTIVE GIRL

Me
"Haha, are you sure you have the right number?"

Friend
"So sorry - I think I have the last 4 digits mixed up."

Me
"No problem haha, the crickets are lovely."

Friend
"I almost bought you a pair."

Me
"Would have been an excellent story."

Friend
"Yes, you could have had shorts from South Hampton - my friends number is almost the same (types nearly identical number to mine but different area code)

Me
"Hopefully they have the same taste :P nice talking to you! Take care, from Saskatchewan, Canada."

Friend
"Roger, you too from South Hampton, NY!"

And that's how I made a new friend from USA. The End!